B!Dave x S!Reader x Sollux | Dean's Office Dates

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Brother!Dave x Sister!Reader x Sollux: Dean's Office Dates

"Can I have a piethe?" Someone whispered from next to you, as you turned your head to the side slightly, trying not to miss some of Max's lesson on the Pythagorean theorem. You scribbled down something in your [girly/plain/shit] handwriting, before turning to the person next to you, as a blush crossed your face.

Sollux Captor. 

"Can I have a piethe?" He repeated to you again, before you realized he was talking about gum, as you pulled out [Favourite Flavour] gum, and hold the package out to him, before looking back at the board, seeing if there were any more notes. You felt the troll tug at the package, taking one out, before whispering, "Thankth cutie," and returned to taking notes.

A blush crossed your face once again.

The class continued with your flushed face, before a paper ball was thrown at the back of Max's head.

"Who the hell did that?" Whipping around, and picking up the paper ball, he held it in between his thumb and index finger, like it was some kind of diaper.

"It was Captor!"

"It was [Surname]!" 

Their interjections clashed, but you both recognized it as the voice of Eridan Ampora and that one bitch you hate, [That one bitch you hate name].

"Captor! [Surname]! Would you like to explain why you were disrupting my class?" Max said, his face red with fury.

"But we didn't-"

"-d-do anything!" You finished for Sollux, as you both glanced at each other. 

[That one bitch you hate name] and Eridan started to snicker, as you said, "Shut up!"

As your crush said, "Thut it, Fithdick!"

Max's eyes widened, before his blonde eyebrows furrowed together. "That's it! Captor, [Surname], report to the Dean's office immediately! You will be picked up by your Guardians afterschool!" He growled, and stomped over, handing you both red slips.

Gathering your things, you looked at Sollux guiltily, as he gave you a look.

Oh shit were you guys in trouble.

Oh shit were you in trouble with your brother.

-

"Dave?" You asked, as you glanced at Sollux, who was tapping away at his own phone, looking quite nervous. "Yeah, y-you're gonna have to pick me up."

"What? That's so not cool [Name]."

"I-I know, it's just that I got sent to the dean's offic-"

"You're being ironic, right?"

"No, Dave, shut up-"

"Listen [Name], I have work, I can't possibly pick you up now!" He said over the phone, as his tone increased. "Can't you stay out of trouble one goddamn time?" 

You winced. This was the first time at this school you had gotten in trouble... It couldn't be that bad! 

"No, you're going to wait until the end of school for me to pick you up, and we will have a totally, unironic talk about this."

The line went dead, as you two approached the Dean's office.

"Tho, a lot of trouble?" Your crush asked, a knowing smile on his face, as you gave a slight nod, a blush adorning your face. "Me too. Dadth piththed ath hell," he said, rolling his eyes, before crossing his arms. 

"W-We didn't even do anything!" You objected, before looking at the slip, and determinedly, (is that even a word?) ripped it into shreds, letting the neon red fall to the hall's of Skaia High. "I don't care. I'm not going to stay here if I didn't do anything. I'm going to go out, I'm in trouble anyways." Your confidence was rising as you breathed in and huffed out heavily, straightening your posture. "I'm not going to sit here and feel bad for myself, and wait for Dave to chew me out. Nope. I'm leaving. You're welcome to come, Sollux." 

Woah. 

The mustard blood looked up from his own slip, a small yellow blush adorning his face, as you continued with,

"I-I mean you d-don't have but I thought y-you could i-if you wanted to?" Cue pink blush and sheepish glances as you rubbed your arm.

"Thure, cutie."

More blushing.

-

"Oh jeguth... I don't think I can eat any more human cotton thweet," Sollux muttered, plopping down next to you on the bench, as the sounds of amused children and perhaps adults filled the amusement park, bustling with energy.

"You're not supposed to eat it all at once, that's why."

"Well I did," Sollux snapped, but lazily, and not meaning anything hurtful. 

"I-I had a really fun time today with you. Even though we did get in trouble."

The troll snapped his head towards you, as a blush appeared on your cheeks, making you fidget next to him nervously. 

Then he did something that surprised you.

He leaned in and kissed you.

Now let's just say you weren't the most professional when it came to kissing; so it was only natural that you two accidentally bumped teeth.

"Ow..." You two muttered at the same time, before blushing, and going in to kiss again, before you heard,

"[Name]?"

"D-Dave? Y-You're s-supposed to b-be at work! N-Not an a-amusement park!" You shrieked in embarrassment, as you instinctively grabbed Sollux's hand. 

"N-Never mind that! Y-You're supposed to be at school, not sucking face with some guy!" He shrieked like a girl, before grabbing your wrist. "We are going to have a long talk about this in the car."

"B-But-"

"No buts!"

As he led you away from Sollux, you ripped from his grasp to kiss him properly this time, grabbing his chin to raise him up.

"[Name] Strider!" Dave growled, pulling you away violently again, as you knew you were going to get grounded again.

But it was worth it.