Happiness [Yandere!Kankri x Reader]

ooH SNAP SHITS ABOUT TO GET REAL UP IN HERE SON

woot because Yandere!Homestuck is always good. Always good.

//is coming from a yandere herself

mAYBE ILL DO A SERIES LIKE THIS

YANDERE!HOMESTUCK

FUCK YEHA

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Coffee. That's the first thing, you decided, to get before the first day of Senior Year of high school at Sburb High. Your name is __________, and you were tired as fuck. You had to meet up, with your best friend, Dave Strider, at Starbucks, even though he insisted meeting at Caribou Coffee, which you quickly interjected with a, "Use your brain, it's in the opposite direction!"

"But they're more ironic."

"What'll be ironic is when my fist smashes into your face, Striderp."

That ended the conversation you had with him, and you smiled at the thought, waiting for the damn kid to come so you could walk to school together. 

Sighing, you stood up as someone flung the door open, and dashed inside, panting, and hunched over.

"I was running... from... the fangirls..." Your friend, Dave, reasoned, and you rolled your eyes, handing him the coffee you had ordered courtesy of yourself. 

"You woke up late."

"No, of course not. That wouldn't be ironic."

The aroma of your coffee made you take another sip, as you began pulling your best friend out of the cafe by his arm. You two talked as you walked on the pavement to school, as you looked into his eyes, past his shades, and into his red eyes, and locked onto them. It was quite obvious, that you had a crush on him, but gog help you you would never say anything to him about it. He would make fun of it for decades.

Dave locked onto yours as well, and smiled, and pulled your chin up to his height. "Hey, ______. H-How does the movies sound tomorrow?" He mumbled into your ear, and before you could react, smashed his lips into yours. You didn't resist, especially not when he basically tackled your mouth with his tongue asked for entrance.

Pulling away, you could only nod, as he smiled, taking your hand in his tightly.

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"_______ and Dave are totally a rad couple, Kankri! Why can't you accept that?" Latula said, and smiled. "Besides, it's not like you have a crush on _______, anyways. I'm a little disappointed, since I know 'Tuna had a crush on her. Gog, that rad girl sure is pretty," she murmured. She wasn't particularly jealous, but she thought it was cute that all the boys chased after you. You and Latula were probably best friends other than with Dave, although he's pretty much your boyfriend now. Now they Pyrope had plenty of boys and trolls chasing after her, much like her best friend, you.

Tapping her pencil on her Calculus textbook, she waited for you to walk in, since you had recently just texted her what happened. 

Kankri, as weird as it might seem, looked like he was about to murder someone, until you and Dave walked in, then his face lit up, as he waved you over to come sit next to him and Latula. He was, actually, hoping that you would sit next to him and ditch the said Strider boy, as triggering as it may seem. The mutant-blooded troll's face darkened when he saw you holding hands with Dave, as Latula ran up to you, giving you a high five.

"Dave."

"Yes Latula?"

"Break her heart, I break every bone in your body."

Dave smirked, as he slid his arm around your waist. You were totally oblivious to what Latula just said, being too distracted by John's antics to try and draw a penis on your hand. 

"Alright, settle down, settle down. Motherfuckers, I said settle down!" The teacher yelled, and slammed a very strange stuffed animal onto his desk, making you jump up, and sit next to Latula instinctively, as your boyfriend sits next to you. "My name is Dirk. I'm your fucking Calculus teacher, yo."

The sweatered troll was about to lecture the teacher about using such foul language in the system of education, when something was thrown at his head, making him whip his head into the direction that the paper had come from. It was a small paper plane, he had figured out, as the teacher droned on and on about the number of smuppets in a smuppet tree. 

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Fuck! He screwed it up again! While the two of you didn't spend much time together, he was very much in love with you, much to your oblivion. Why did you even have to choose Dave Strider? Out of all the good people and trolls out there, why him? 

He agreed, with himself, that he would have been a much better matesprit for you, more than Dave Strider ever would be. 

But for now, he would continue his actions of simply admiring you from a distance, which couldn't hurt at all.

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"_______! Wait up!" Someone shouted behind you, and it was Kankri.

"What's up? I was just about to go on a date with Dave today, Kanny." You smiled, and put your hand on his head. He grabbed your wrist tightly, as he glowered at you, glaring at you.

"_______, don't ever say that. You're mine."

"K-Kanny?"

"You promised to come over to my house today, remember? We were going to work on the history fair!" He exclaims, and lets go of your wrist, and you rub it. "You know, _____, it is quite triggering to leave one of your peers hanging, especially when this project is very important to our semester grade. Especially if it's going with Dave! IT is quite negligent and irresponsible to ignore your partner's request! Especially when you kept reschduling!" He exclaims. 

"Oh lay off it, Kankri. I came to your house everyday this week, and today is the one time I have to spend with my boyfriend, so leave!" You growled, annoyed by him. It's almost as if he didn't support your relationship.

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Now, Kankri wasn't one for overnight stakeouts, but if it meant that he got to see you, he would deal. Even if it meant he had to see you with Dave Strider. He held two... very interesting weapons in his grey hands. They were sickles, the blades shined in the moon light, as he swung his legs back and forth in the tree, just... watching the two of you do couple-y stuff.

At least, that's what he assumed, before the mixing of beats turned into screams and shouts between the two of you, Dave yelling at you to "Calm your fucking tits, you whore," and you screaming at him, "Dave! You're drunk! Stop it!" It was quite obvious, he observed with his binoculars, that he was trying to force himself on you. 

And then it came.

The loud, audible smack that could even put Kankri to silence. From Dave, to you.

Your eyes welling up with tears, you held the pink area, as he stumbled drunkly onto his bed, obviously not caring about what he had just done to you. Shivering with fear, you stumbled out of his room, and out of the house, into Kankri, who was walking past. (Well, not really, he needed to see if you were okay.) 

"Oh, ______! How nice to see you, I was actually going to call you to see if you could still meet up for the project, if it isn't to trigger-" His words were cut short when he saw the swollen cheek. The troll had seen Dave slap you, but he didn't think it was this bad! "________, who did this to you?" A shadow crossed his eyes when you didn't answer him, and he grabbed your shoulders violently. "______! Tell me who did this to you. Now." His thumbs digged into your shoulders, making you wince in pain, and then cry out, "Dave!"

He didn't even realize he was hurting you, and let go, checking you warily. 

"I'm very sorry, _________. I didn't mean to trigger you or hurt you in any way, please forgive me in anyway possible. I am quite concerned about your relationship with Dave, for he has been... abusive. That is only meant for kismesissitude, and I believe you two are matesprits, and they do not engage in that kind of behavior. Please, ______, I just want to protect you. Forgive me if I hurt you in the process, for it was not my intent." He smiles at you, and you smile back weakly.

"He didn't mean it this time, he was drunk! It's fine!" You say, rubbing your cheek gently, as his eyes darkened, as if he was going to kill someone. But, he simply smiled again, although it was obviously fake.

"Come, let's get you to your hiv- er, home." He says, pushing you gently on the back on the way to your house. You notice he tries to make as least contact as possible, and you smile to yourself. Same old Kanny.

The walk was silent, except for crickets chirping in the night time and the sounds of the two of you walking.

As you two arrived at your house, you swore loudly. "Shit!"

"Please, ______, do not use such triggering language around others. It can be quite rude." You feel as if he would have gone on if it were not for the state you were in.

"I f-forgot my keys at Dave's."

"They're under the 3rd vase."

Oblivious, you walked over to the third vase, and under the vase, you obtained your keys.

"Thanks, again, Kankri." You say, and open your door, before quickly kissing him on the cheek. He stiffens, and blushes a deep candy red, before leaving you with a message.

"Stay safe, _____."

You closed the door softly, and sighed, sinking against the door, your back to it. And then something struck you, and you started to get scared. Really scared.

You had never told him where you lived, let alone where you kept the spare.

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The next day, you went to Latula's house hive, and she was super happy to spend some alone time with her best friend.

But as soon as you walked in, she gasped. "______! What happened to your face?" She ran up to you, holding your chin, and turning your face to see the swollen area.

You gulped. Shit! This wasn't supposed to happen. "It's fine, Tula. Dave was just drunk, is all," you murmur, and start getting fidgety.

"This is not okay, ____! You need to break up with him! Now!" She exclaimed, pulling you into a hug. "Does anyone else know?"

"Yeah... Kankri." You faltered, and decided not to tell your troll moirail about how he knew exactly where your house was.

She smiled. "At least you're in good hands, with him. He would never touch you, you know?" She chuckled and high fived you, and you winced, remembering the bruises you had gotten from said Vantas's tight grip on your shoulders. "Now, lets play some totally rad video games!"

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It was about eleven at night, and you had fallen asleep on Latula's couch, in the middle of a race, making you lose. (Obviously.) She looked at your sleeping form, and smiled, shutting off the game silently, and putting a throw over you, as you snoozed away the night. She kissed your forehead in a sisterly fashion, and smiled. She was strictly pale for you, of course, but she enjoyed kissing your forehead like you were her lil sister.

"Latula. I thought you said you were pale for ______." A voice said, and she stood up, looking around. It was Kankri, and he was in the doorframe of her living room thing. Latula cocked her head to the side.

"Kankles... Why are you here? AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN?" She swore, making Kankri 'tch.' He held two sickles in his hands.

"You really shouldn't swear in front of a guest, Latula. It is quite triggering," he says as he steps forward, a look in his eye that was undeniably one of a killer's. "I am here to take __________."

"What do you mean?" She seethed, and glared at him from behind her red glasses, looking for something to protect you with, but finding nothing.

He grinned crazily. "I'm taking her with me. To Alternia. You of all people should know that we weren't going to stay here, Latula. Then, you would be able to have your moirail with you, isn't that what you wanted?"

"Her home is here, Kankri Vantas. Not Alternia. Here."

"No! SHE BELONGS TO ME, AND ON ALTERNIA." He steps forward,  his sickles raised dangerously. Latula backed up, making sure her body was in front of yours. "Now move, Pyrope." This was the first time he had called her by her last name, and she was starting to get really scared. Then he took up an airy laugh, setting the sickles at his sides. "Did I scare you? Forgive me for triggering you, I didn't mean to. I was just trying to be 'rad' and 'have some fun', as you and ____ would say."

Latula smiles, and puts a hand over her heart, as if to calm its beating, and she turns around to see if you were still sleeping. You were. Her heart began to speed up again, as something dawned on her again, as it had dawned on you the night before this one.

Kankri didn't know where Latula lived. So how did he get here?

"Kankri how did you know where I li-" Latula's words were cut short when his sickle cut her off by slicing her throat, as all her blood fell to the floor, and Kankri grinned.

"You almost bought it, I can't believe it. I'm sorry, Latula, but telling me I can't take ______ back with me is quite triggering," he says, crouching down next to her body. She raised her left hand, as if to strangle him, but didn't have enough strength, and died.

He smiled, whipping the blood off of his weapons, but he couldn't exactly do that for his body. He sat next to your sleeping mass, and grinned, patting your hair, running his bloody fingers through it, getting it in your hair.

Now, you, were a light sleeper. If someone so much as breathed down your neck, you would be wide awake to smack them. You shrieked, and scrambled back to the head of the couch, touching your hair, combing it through with your fingers out of fright.

"O-Oh. It's only you, Kanny." You smiled, which quickly faded when you saw Latula face down on the ground, her blood on his hands. "Omigod. KANKRI WHAT THE HELL?" You scream at him, and before you know what you're doing, your hand is across his face, slapping him hard, and knocking him down next to the corpse of your moirail. "She was my best friend! WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" You scream, tears running down your face. 

"She was in the way. That simple."

Holding her head to your chest, you sob loudly, wanting to die yourself. Kankri had gone crazy, Dave was an abusive asshole, and the only person you could trust had been murdered.

"It was all for me and you, _______. Can't you see? All I have to do is get rid of Dave. He never deserved you anyways. I suppose I should have taken care of that earlier, but it doesn't matter. I had to come and see you first." He said, patting your head, as you growled, grabbing his wrist, ready to snap it. He took away all the people you loved.

"I hate you."

"What?"

"I HATE YOU!" You gasped out, now hunched over Latula's corpse like a child, as he smirked.

"No you don't... You're just upset, is all," he says into your ear, softly, caressing your cheek.

Jolting up, you backed away. "G-Get away from me!" You say, and shiver as he takes a step closer. The sickles weren't helping either. Pushing past him, and running upstairs, you looked around for ways to get out. The roof!

Dashing left and right, you went for the balcony, and clamped onto the gutter, pulling yourself up onto the roof, and looking into the dark night, trying to catch your breath.

"Why are you running from me?" An arm snaked around your waist, and you struggled to get free, but Kankri's grip was too strong for your relatively small body.

"Let go of me!" You say, squirming and thrashing, getting closer and closer to the edge of the roof, threatening to pull the two of you down onto the cold pavement. Instant death for the two of you.

Kankri's grip loosened, and you sighed with relief. But fuck. Now you had no way off the roof without killing yourself, or breaking at least half the bones in your body. If it meant escaping Kankri, you would gladly break half the bones in your body. So you took off running, and dashed off the roof.

"That is very triggering,  ________. Why are you trying to leave your lover?" Once again, an arm wrapped around your waist, pulling you back into his chest. Turning you around to face him, he whispered, "Sorry if this triggers you."

He kissed you full on the lips, and you felt him put something in your mouth, and he held his lips there to make you swallow. You felt yourself getting swoozy, the night blurring. His red turtleneck sweater stood out brightly as you collapsed against him.

"You fucking idiot... What did you do?" You mutter, and he strokes your hair like he did previously, his claws scratching at your scalp.

"Finally... You're mine."

And you closed your eyes, not knowing exactly where you would be when you woke up, but you knew one thing.

The moment you woke up, he would be there.

And that